What movies have not aged well?
16.06.2025 01:04

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Octopussy
-All the bad guys are black.
Why do some people tell the girl I like that I don’t like her when I do like her?
Dr No
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
You Only Live Twice
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Why do I sweat so much after applying moisture or sun screen on my face? I have normal skin.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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A View to a Kill
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Moonraker
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
If you were president, how would you make America "great again?"
From Russia With Love
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-J W Pepper
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-”Ah so!”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
If Trump were to lose in 2024, would that be the end of his grip on the Republican Party?
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Goldfinger
Live and Let Die
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.